Last Exam




Four Seasons Hotel

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Late this afternoon, the last in my most recent series of exams will draw to a close. I may well repair to the room pictured here to collect myself, drink a cup of tea and gaze, spaced, at the flowers.

I quite like the Four Seasons, even if it is a bit over stuffed and over stuffy. I like the bathrooms though, and that’s what really counts in a hotel.

Hotels, as we all know, are palaces of plumbing with beds stuck around them.

5 Comments

  • Siobh says:

    Simon, I can’t believe you like the Four Seasons! It doesn’t matter how luxurious the toilets are. The exterior is unspeakable. Nothing can forgive that.

  • that girl says:

    Yes the exterior is unspeakable but the cocktails are to die for…

  • copernicus says:

    This is the hotel that tribunals built?

  • Simon McGarr says:

    Disclosure time. I only ever have been in the Four Seasons following an exam. In the unique mix of physical exhaustion and mental voidedness I have barely noticed the exterior as I went in. But now that you mentioned it Siobh, I thought it over. It is like a aircraft hanger with a thin layer of icing. Nonetheless, the tea-room style lobby offers a cocoon of padded comfort and relative quiet- vital attributes for a gentle post-exam cup of tea.

    The tea is very good as well, and they’ll make you a fresh creme anglais if you ask for custard with your apple crumble. These things cannot be dismissed lightly.

    I’ve never had a cocktail there. Given the level of scruffiness that I embody during exams, I’m not sure that the cocktail lounge look would be possible to pull off.

    As to the tribunals- well, I do recall there was a little problem surrounding the loans the developer consortium got to build the place. Though I think the Westin Hotel, whose toilets I can also recommend to pressed travellers though the city centre, got more coverage from the famous Lancefort case.

    Both watering holes are absurdly expensive, of course. But even I can manage the overpricing of a cup of tea as the cost of access to borrowed luxury.

  • Abhcoide says:

    Best of luck!

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