A quiet evening in for this boy, minding his smaller boy. If you’re around, leave a comment to let us know what explosive party spectacular we’re missing. The more unlikely, the better.
Later: flipping through the channels as they all struggle to do something suitably New Yearsy.
BBC1; Awful. Strangly like a wedding video hosted by Myleen Klass, where the Bride and Groom don’t turn up.
UTV; Gerry Kelly Ulsters it up with the doleful Dickie Rock.
RTE1: Dance the night away with Marty.
RTE2; Podge and Rodge treat the event with the seriousness it deserves- farting in the Midnight.
TV3; Actually, a great combined Sugababes / Take That gig. Gold Star TV3!
BBC2; Jools tunes us up.